lumos5000: theshirelock: if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes someone found a real life plot hole
wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO not all the french fries though
fourleafedcolfer: i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being
vanehwasreal: vanehwasreal: i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden
catcherintheryes: fezzingly: I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all he looks like a thumb
the-vashta-nerada: doctordumbledorebaggins: the-vashta-nerada: thanks to doctor who i’m going to be calling my periods “the crimson horror” What have I just read
pyreclaws: prettyinpinkprep: If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory...
drunktrophywife: being a girl is really fucking expensive
a-ckleholic: cityoftmifandom: latitans: parttimehomosexual: i have like 609453804 books to read but you know what i’m gonna do i’m gonna buy more books And then I will read fanfiction. and then i will read books that i’ve already read and never read the books im supposed to for school
erinharvelle: sarapatourus: fishthatcanswiminfog: Oh. My. God. I’ve just Googled “The Most British Picture Ever” and this came up I couldn’t help myself… I Googled “the most american picture ever” this came up… Guess.
burgrs: ur a cutie and if anyone tells u otherwise let me know i will light them on fire
whtev-r: OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT
merriamwebsterdictionary: reasons why winter is better than summer: little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿) the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿) sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/ snow is pretty (´･ω･`) no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) everything is dead just the way i...